May 2013
50 posts
marielikestodraw:
pahnem:
mercuriesrising:
aparticularlygoodfinder:
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
Watch
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY IN SPANISH
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
nialurs:
game BOY??? *bangs fist on the table* FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kfcofficial:
im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th
dylanobylan:
i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
mermaidpirate:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?
sorry. BIG hill
how to be a rapper
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
know what year it is
be able to say your name a few times really fast
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i knew frank ocean when he was just Vague River
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
god definitely has favorite people because i have favorite sims
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
*overdoses on chill pills* “am i cool yet” I ask in one final breath
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i live for the moments where i’m out and i see someone from school but i’m with a group of friends and they’re shopping with they’re mom
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
hey *reads name tag* james. i just ate my happy meal and it sucked. i don’t get it i mean i ate all the fries and mcnuggets, but i’m still sad that my grandpa died
yourfriendg00:
cute nicknames for your significant other:
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
zacharydupuis:
grandma why don’t you knit me a cute relationship instead
kleenexorcism:
czechoslavakia yourself before you reckoslavakia yourself
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
slurpeenis:
world war 3: swaggy vs swaggie
a-ckleholic:
gtaire:
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people
